
*talking to a gay couple*
So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?
Oh my god
If there’s one thing I’ll give 2017 over 2016, it’s that it’s kind of stunning that the year is mostly over?
2016 felt like the year that would never die.
2017 is a hectic nightmare that never slows down enough for you to be aware of the passage of time.
accurate.